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Morsome Vitser/Tekster/Historier osv

Innlegg Evelen » 17 Nov 2009, 21:03

Vel, vet ikke hvorfår vi ikke har noe slikt i humorkategorien allede.

Men surfet på 4chan og kom over denne historien, har min tvil til at den er sann, men den er ihvertfal lol:

I was 18 years old, I was at my school and looking for something to do. As I was walking through the hall, I saw a packaged RapeX Condom lying on the ground. I picked it up and had an idea. I walked to the nearest bathroom and inserted it. After the device was inserted I walked to the Special Education lunch table where I sat down next to a shy 19 year old Autistic boy with very dirty hair.
His name was Robbie; he told me his name immediately after I told him mine as he had been instructed by his "helper." Right after we introduced ourselves he noticed how attractive I was and having no experience with women, grabbed my left breast. Instead of smacking him and getting him permabanned from the school system, I smiled and allowed him to squeeze my size "D" breast as I thought about my plan.

It was easy to get him to leave the lunchroom with me; we found the first open closet we saw. I took him inside and locked the door, than took off my clothes; he didn't need to be told to do so himself. I climbed down on top of him and let his large, Autistic PENIS stretch my VAGINA. A few seconds later, Robbie was in more pain than me as the RapeX Condom attached itself to his PENIS. I continued to fuck myself with his PENIS until I finally had an orgasm; than I quickly got off of Robbie, wrapped my shirt around my chest, and ran out the door with the retard trying to figure out what had happened. There was a Police Officer near the closet and I ran to him and crying, told him that Robbie had raped me. The RapeX Condom was all the evidence that was needed to convict the Asspie.


Kom med deres literære huimorsitiske innslag :)


Ellers, en som over reagerte litt på en videokommentar jeg laget i sta (på youtube):p

flemmingss: Denne sangen er det dårligste jeg har hørt den siste måneden av alt jeg har hørt.
Skinbone007: Akkurat som morra, di faen hvor tamm hun var i senga. Var akkurat som om den fitta hadde vært utsatt for prostutisjon eller noe for den var så løs attte bare faen!!!!! stikk til helvette jævla jødekuk
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Re: Morsome Vitser/Tekster/Historier osv

Innlegg Crazy_Man » 19 Nov 2009, 00:52

Haha, nice ^^
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Re: Morsome Vitser/Tekster/Historier osv

Innlegg Evelen » 18 Jan 2010, 01:27

Leste denne på slutten av en litt "feministisk" samtale på facebook:
Hva sier man til ei dame som har to Blåveiser?
Ingenting, ho er allerede snakka til to ganger ;)
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Innlegg Zhylo » 04 Jul 2010, 07:05

Den blir også fortalt i filmen Be Cool.
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Innlegg Evelen » 30 Jul 2011, 06:01

(Morsom for dem som har hengt litt på 4chan, og for dere andre, se orginalen i spoiler)

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Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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